New Age Job Titles

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

• Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist


• House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager


• Typist - Printed Document Handler


• Messenger - Business Communications Conveyor


• Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician


• Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer


• Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians


• Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer


• Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator


• Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer


• Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist


• Cook - Food Preparation Officer


• Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator


• Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist

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