Funny headlines that newspapers actually carried in their publications!

• Include your children when baking cookies


• Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say


• Drunks get nine months in violin case


• Iraqi head seeks arms


• Prostitutes appeal to pope


• Teacher strikes idle kids


• Plane too close to ground, crash probe told


• Juvenile court to try shooting defendant


• Stolen painting found by tree


• War dims hope for peace


• If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while


• Couple slain; police suspect homicide


• Astronaut takes blame for gas in space


• Kids make nutritious snacks


• Local high school dropouts cut in half


• Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

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