Man's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating... then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?" » Continue reading

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