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- Draw flowcharts
- Feel important
- Impress your colleagues
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New Age Job Titles
In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:
- Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
- House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager
- Typist - Printed Document Handler
- Messenger - Business Communications Conveyor
- Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician
- Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer
- Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians
- Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer
- Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator
- Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer
- Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist
- Cook - Food Preparation Officer
- Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator
- Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist
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Stupid Criminals: Confused Theif
The following case of extreme stupidity was recorded in San Francisco.
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote, "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Well Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
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Stupid Criminals: Adult Theif
The following case of extreme stupidity was recorded in Colorado Springs.
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch, that he wanted, behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said, "I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driving license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
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Funny headlines that newspapers actually carried in their publications!
- Include your children when baking cookies
- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
- Drunks get nine months in violin case
- Iraqi head seeks arms
- Prostitutes appeal to pope
- Teacher strikes idle kids
- Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
- Stolen painting found by tree
- War dims hope for peace
- If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
- Couple slain; police suspect homicide
- Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
- Kids make nutritious snacks
- Local high school dropouts cut in half
- Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead
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